🛸 Privacy Policy
(Because apparently people care about this stuff)
Welcome to Frizby’s Transmission Center, where we share food, stories, and occasional transmissions from beyond. This policy explains how we handle your precious personal data while you read about sandwiches and aliens. Spoiler: we’re not out to steal your identity — we just want you to visit, eat something, and maybe laugh once in a while.
1. What We Collect
When you visit our site, we collect the usual boring stuff like:
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Your IP address (so the mothership knows where to send the beam).
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Browser type and pages visited (mostly so we can brag about how popular the “Chili Dog Theory” post was).
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Any info you willingly type into forms, comments, or telepathic transmissions.
2. Cookies (Not the Chocolate Chip Kind)
We use cookies to keep the site running smoothly. These do not contain alien tracking chips, though we can’t promise Google or Facebook isn’t already doing that for us. You can disable cookies, but the site might get weird — kind of like a UFO without landing gear.
3. How We Use Your Info
We use data to:
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Make the site work.
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Respond to your messages (sometimes).
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Keep bots, scammers, and interdimensional trolls from clogging our servers.
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Occasionally improve things while pretending we know what we’re doing.
We will never sell your information, unless someone offers us a spaceship. Then we’ll consider it.
4. Sharing With Third Parties
We only share data with services that make the site possible — analytics, social embeds, and the occasional extraterrestrial auditor. They’re supposed to keep it private too. If they don’t, send your complaints into deep space; that’s about as effective as emailing them.
5. Data Security
We use SSL encryption, firewalls, and old-fashioned paranoia to keep things safe. Still, if a hacker from Mars gets your email address, that’s technically “beyond our control.”
6. Links to Other Worlds
We sometimes link to other sites. Once you leave our domain, you’re on your own, space traveler. Different ships, different rules.
7. Children’s Privacy
If you’re under 13, ask your parents before browsing. If you’re an adult acting like a child, you’ll fit right in.
8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy when we remember it exists, or when some big company changes their rules again. Check back occasionally if you have trust issues.
9. Contact Us
Questions? Beams of light? Sudden revelations?
Reach us through our Contact Page or stop by Frizby’s in person — we’re the glowing place with good sandwiches and suspiciously good chili.
TL;DR: We don’t sell your data, we don’t stalk you, and we promise not to probe your browser history unless it’s for science. Enjoy the transmissions, eat something tasty, and don’t take life — or privacy policies — too seriously.
