⚖️ Legal Disclaimer
(Because apparently common sense isn’t legally binding)
Welcome to Frizby’s Transmission Center, where the sandwiches are real, the aliens are hypothetical, and everything else lands somewhere in between. By viewing, reading, or laughing at anything on this site, you agree that you do so at your own risk, preferably with a snack in hand.
1. No Guarantees, No Refunds
We make no promises that the information here is 100% accurate, current, or even sane. We do our best, but sometimes the cook writes posts at 2 a.m. after too much caffeine. Consider everything here “for entertainment purposes only.”
2. Food Imagery Warning
Photos may depict sandwiches so perfect they could cause envy, drooling, or spontaneous hunger. Actual sandwiches may vary — but they’re probably better.
3. Extraterrestrial Content
Any references to UFOs, abductions, interstellar chili recipes, or messages from the Mothership are for entertainment and marketing purposes only. If you actually get abducted after reading this, please send photos (and maybe a Yelp review).
4. Health & Nutrition
We are not nutritionists, doctors, or cosmic healers. Any advice about eating, dieting, or microwaving leftovers is strictly anecdotal and probably came from someone holding a sandwich.
5. Technical Glitches
If the site crashes, loads sideways, or your phone catches fire while reading a post — that’s between you and your cell carrier. We accept no responsibility, but we will sympathize.
6. Links to Other Galaxies
We sometimes link to other sites. We don’t control them, we don’t know who does, and clicking them is basically digital hitchhiking. Proceed with curiosity.
7. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall Frizby’s, its staff, or any passing aliens be liable for damages arising from:
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Spit-takes caused by our humor,
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Hunger induced by our photos,
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Existential dread from our late-night transmissions,
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Or any emotional attachment you develop to our sandwiches.
8. Governing Law
This disclaimer operates under the laws of Alabama and the unspoken rules of the galaxy. Disputes may be settled through rational discussion, rock-paper-scissors, or a chili cook-off — whichever seems fair.
In short: Don’t sue us, don’t take us too seriously, and definitely don’t read our posts while operating heavy machinery. Life’s better with laughter, good food, and maybe a little mystery. 🛸
