👽 Terms & Conditions
(Because the lawyers said we had to write something here)
Welcome to Frizby’s Transmission Center, the official broadcast hub of all things delicious, weird, and possibly extraterrestrial. By visiting this site, reading our nonsense, or drooling over sandwiches you can’t smell through the screen, you agree to the following completely reasonable conditions:
1. General Vibes
We reserve the right to beam down content, opinions, stories, and specials at any time, from any galaxy. Things may change without notice—kind of like UFO flight patterns.
2. Your Use of This Site
You may read, share, and enjoy our transmissions, but if you copy our stuff word-for-word, an alien will visit you in the night and rearrange your spice rack. You’ve been warned.
3. Food Content Disclaimer
Yes, the food looks amazing. No, licking your screen won’t make it real. For the actual experience, visit Frizby’s in person. Calories consumed here are entirely your fault.
4. Comments & Communication
We encourage friendly chatter. Trolls, spammers, and conspiracy theorists without a sense of humor will be ejected from the airlock without warning.
5. External Links
Sometimes we link to other sites. They may be reputable… or run by beings from Zeta Reticuli. Either way, we’re not responsible for what happens when you click. Proceed at your own risk (and curiosity).
6. Intellectual Property
Our words, images, and general weirdness belong to us. If you want to borrow something, ask nicely. If you don’t, we’ll assume you’re starting your own galactic empire and wish you luck.
7. No Promises
We make no guarantees about the accuracy of our posts, the reliability of UFO sightings, or the exact number of pickles you’ll get on your sandwich. Life—and Frizby’s—is full of surprises.
8. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of Planet Earth and the fine state of Alabama, assuming the mothership hasn’t relocated us yet.
9. Updates
We might change these terms from time to time, usually when something weird happens or we spill coffee on the keyboard. Check back if you care (most don’t).
In short: Don’t be a jerk, enjoy the ride, and remember—everything tastes better under neon lights and alien supervision. 🛸